A tribute to the ladies in green.
Yo, Reruns and Lakewood are losin'
Cause Mary and Susan ain't snoozin'
They gave their big hearts
All to the Lake Arts
Now they're just out cruisin' and schmoozin'
Trademark color is yukky green
Many of their sales deals are keen
Old Red rides waggin' shotgun
Major Bill's got a pop gun
But they'll leave your place extra clean!
So it's all about estate sales
Read the details in your e-mails
Sister Cassie has three dachshunds?
Clever Charlie does the auctions
And past owners know they'll not fail.
Bring on the cagey cheap dealers
Jewelry and furs for feelers
We don't take no crap
All sales are final, sap
They arrest the dumbest stealers.
Follow the balloons and green signs
To the best in show, really nines
Who's in charge here boss
It's Stirling and Goss
And they've got all the right sales lines...
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Death to censorhip! Why was this blog homogenized? I find it intolerable that in this day and age the moral values police and thought control gestapo are allowed to browbeat and intimidate those who embrace free thinking creativity and expend their energies to bring their genius to light. Where will this lead? Who's next to find themselves in the cross hairs of these sociopaths? Be afraid...
ReplyDeleteYou're damn right and you're the second person today who objected to the "refinement" of the free-flowin', fast-wheelin', edgy, often hilarious and irreverent narrative previously established by this gifted writer and poet..
ReplyDeleteThank you for your literary support and may the politically-incorrect and insensitive jabs from yours truly continue unabated!