They say I'm beautiful but I'm boy
Not just eye candy or a live toy
I'm handsome in blue
Dashing as that Drew
Brees or Drew Bledsoe - not a bit coy.
So I thought: just what is in a number
It's confusing - looking at my thumbers
I've one penis
And two of these
Around the room he and big Jack lumber.
Yes, one head, two eyes, couple ears, no tail
Stuff's coming from my nose - snart like a snail
One mouth to feed
Is two boobs greed?
Dad got tattooed and is lookin' real pale.
Mom is the best breast-feeder I know
But when I ask for beer she says no
I should ask Aunt Megan
She's not draggin' babies
She's looking for one real man named Joe.
It's getting dark so off to bed I go
Dreaming of that deer Bambi and her doe
It is no fib
I hate my crib
And oh Dad, go to work and make more dough!
Love,
Drew
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