Ode to Major Bill - A Space Oddity

With the usual apologies to David Bowie - the real space oddity, we honor Major Bill "da man" Goss.

Ground control to Major Goss
Bill, how can you be lost?
Thirty years in the Force
And third go-round of course

Bill now an Air Force shill
Finally, you know the drill
Move to Lake Tahoe
Find your own ho

Once his own brewmaster
Never a disaster
Of beer, he can't get his fill
Work though - is a thrill

A pilot of skill
Now ready to kill
This time you're armed
Third time's a charm

Bad guys storm the door
Bill shoots them to the floor
You've really made the grade
Medals - photos in the trade

A sailor with no boat
Got anything that'll float?
Cal is calling - teach here
Bill says, "More beer"

So Bill, take your protein pills
Headgear, countdown, lift-off, thrills
May God's love be with you
Mary will wait - may have a new do

Floating round in your tin can
Circuits are firing, in kicks fan
Can you hear me Major Bill?
Can you hear me Major Bill?

And lastly, a few quotes from Caddyshack
For those quiet nights alone on the base...

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and don't know it.
You're a lot of woman, you know that?  Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish, okay?
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far between are ya.  How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...
You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?
I smell varmint poontang.  And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

All the best Bill.